Dear Amedeo,
Why won't you stay asleep, little boy? Waking every two hours is not good for us, your weary parents. What is it? We know you aren't itchy, dad lotions you up before bed. You shouldn't be hungry, I feed you all you want before midnight. We've tried aromatherapy...lavender in the bath, and lavender flowers in the bed. Nothing. We put a bigger diaper on you, so you won't be wet. All nighttime conditions are great! Why don't you sleep????
If you don't shape up and sleep at least a 6 hour stretch, we'll be sending you back to Amazon.com. I think your warranty lasts a year.
Love,
Your crazy parents.
3 comments:
LOL! Dear Amedeo, Give mommy and daddy a break even just for a night.
Too funny!!! :)
Good thing you didn't get him at Target-- they are REALLY strict about returns! ;-) Hope tonight is a FABULOUS night of sleep for everyone!
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